What do Church of Satan founder Anton LaVey (1930-1997) and American comedic legend W.C. Fields (1880-1946) have in common? More than you might think. Sure, one was a bulbous-nosed, hard-drinking vaudevillian funny man and the other a sardonic, goateed occultist with a penchant for snakes and pentagrams -- but they shared entertainer backgrounds and similar curmudgeonly viewpoints. Do you have the wits to discern which iconic figure said the following quotes? Stay sharp, because we'll throw in a few extra occultists and entertainers. We're not about to give a sucker an even break.