What do Church of Satan founder Anton LaVey (1930-1997) and American comedic legend W.C. Fields (1880-1946) have in common? More than you might think. Sure, one was a bulbous-nosed, hard-drinking vaudevillian funny man and the other a sardonic, goateed occultist with a penchant for snakes and pentagrams -- but they shared entertainer backgrounds and similar curmudgeonly viewpoints. Do you have the wits to discern which iconic figure said the following quotes? Stay sharp, because we'll throw in a few extra occultists and entertainers. We're not about to give a sucker an even break.
Question 1 of 10
"A woman drove me to drink and I didn't even have the decency to thank her."
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"I like to keep a bottle of stimulant handy in case I see a snake, which I also keep handy."
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“Every religion in the world that has destroyed people is based on love.”
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"Do what you want as long as it's paying off for you, but once it's become a liability, then something is wrong and you better find out what it is.”
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"I don't drink much anymore, because it's supposedly not good for me. I still have gallons of it around though. I smell the cork and do a lot of wishing."
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"Wouldn't it be terrible if I quoted some reliable statistics which prove that more people are driven insane through religious hysteria than by drinking alcohol?"
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“It's too bad that stupidity isn't painful.”
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"Most of the trouble in this world has been caused by folks who can't mind their own business, because they have no business of their own to mind, any more than a smallpox virus has."
Question 9 of 10
"Some things are better than sex, and some are worse, but there's nothing exactly like it."
Question 10 of 10